Our “We Will Own You” can beat up your “Yes, We Can,” any day, anywhere, especially once our hostile takeover of the 2010 Elections™ is complete. To celebrate our upcoming ownership of America, we invited Russian oligarch-gangster, and RepubliCorp™ spokesperson, … Continue reading
RepubliCorp executives rallied with Stephen Colbert in DC this Saturday to “Keep Fear Alive.” We’ll be adding more pictures to this post throughout the next day or so.
Rob Collins™, President of the GOP™-front group American Action Network (which has funneled $25 million in secret corporate donations into far-right campaigns), is not just one of the most important members of our team – he’s our hero. So when … Continue reading
Lou Pole, the CEO of our Chicago Branch, delivered this moving yet funky rendition of our RepubliCorp corporate anthem, “We Will Own You.” Watch it, and try to hold back the tears of corporate pride:
Several RepubliCorp officers from our Upstate New York Division managed to find themselves on the local news, further confirming the success of our nationwide branding efforts:
In Madison, WI, RepubliCorp operatives proclaimed our Pledge of Allegiance to a gaggle of lowly 98%-ers. The unwashed masses took heed of their new corporate overlords. Enjoy!