Staff Profiles
Rep. John Boehner
CEO-Designate, Government DivisionAs the top Congressional Republican, Mr. Boehner is a life-long pioneer in bringing corporate power deep into government. He set the new standard in 1996 when he when he physically distributed checks from tobacco lobbyists to Republicans on the floor of the US House of Representatives.
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U.S. Chamber of Commerce
Revenue Generation and Political EnforcementThis unit has an unparalleled capacity to funnel hundreds of millions of dollars to corporate candidates and lobbying operations. While recent accusations of tax fraud, money laundering, and soliciting donations from foreign corporations have posed minor setbacks, these will be quickly resolved following our US Government takeover.
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Our Media
We Will Own You.
Our “We Will Own You” can beat up your “Yes, We Can,” any day, anywhere, especially once our hostile takeover of the 2010 Elections™ is complete. To celebrate our upcoming ownership of America, we invited Russian oligarch-gangster, and RepubliCorp™ spokesperson, … Continue reading
RepubliCorp™ at the Rally to “Keep Fear Alive”
RepubliCorp executives rallied with Stephen Colbert in DC this Saturday to “Keep Fear Alive.” We’ll be adding more pictures to this post throughout the next day or so.
RepubliCorp™ Serenades American Action Network’s Rob Collins!
Rob Collins™, President of the GOP™-front group American Action Network (which has funneled $25 million in secret corporate donations into far-right campaigns), is not just one of the most important members of our team – he’s our hero. So when … Continue reading
RepubliCorp in Chicago: “We Will Own You.”
Lou Pole, the CEO of our Chicago Branch, delivered this moving yet funky rendition of our RepubliCorp corporate anthem, “We Will Own You.” Watch it, and try to hold back the tears of corporate pride:
RepubliCorp: Making News in Upstate New York
Several RepubliCorp officers from our Upstate New York Division managed to find themselves on the local news, further confirming the success of our nationwide branding efforts:
The RepubliCorp™ Pledge of Allegiance!
In Madison, WI, RepubliCorp operatives proclaimed our Pledge of Allegiance to a gaggle of lowly 98%-ers. The unwashed masses took heed of their new corporate overlords. Enjoy!